CRASH IS SO CUTE

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

“And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.” — lntroductions (via prelovers)

just gunna ignore the fact that I’m not going to warped tour this year bc i will cry if i think about it

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

“There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.” — Unknown (via perfect)

“You do not get to choose
when to have me; you
cannot turn me off like too
loud music. Please don’t
teach me that I’m the kind
of person you need a break
from. Love me all the time
or not at all because I’m too
fragile to be left on pause.” — anne, leave me on repeat. - anneisrestless (via perfect)